LONDON—Officials announced this week that the country’s ongoing financial crisis would necessitate the closure of a mysterious seaside village operated by the British government since 1967. (source: The onion) - Share on Twitter - Share on Facebook - RSS and RSS Feed on Feedzilla.com
July 22nd, 2010
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LONDON - Cheryl Cole was shopping at ASDA when she was informed that she had just been named by FHM Magazine as its ‘Sexiest Woman on The Planet.’ “Chezza” dropped a package of crumpets she was holding and remarked that she was surprised at winnin… (source: The Spoof) - Share on Twitter - Share on Facebook - RSS feeds and Widgets on Feedzilla.com
May 5th, 2010
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LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable. Minchin was told to go bac… (source: The Spoof) - Share on Twitter - Share on Facebook - RSS and News widget on Feedzilla.com
April 18th, 2010
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LONDON - After sounding more like a lousy-ass singer at a tryout for American Idol, Whitney Houston has had the boom lowered on her has-been, talentless-booty. The black singer, who once was considered one of the best singers in the world, has now… (source: The Spoof) - Share on Twitter - Share on Facebook - RSS and RSS Feed on Feedzilla.com
April 14th, 2010
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Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants.
March 31st, 2010
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Katie Price has sensationally withdrawn from the London Marathon, after fears that she may have to spend anything up to four hours without calling ex-husband Peter Andre were confirmed by race organisers.
March 13th, 2010
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LONDON - Christopher Dean of Dancing On Ice fame has reportedly separated from his wife and has been seen doing the ‘kissy-kissy’ with Karen Barber, Dancing On Ice judge who is rather on the married side. The Nottinghamshire ice skater Dean is one..
March 8th, 2010
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London - (Royal Ass Mess): Convicted child killer Robert Thompson’s new ID has been shattered to smithereens this weekend following reports that since 2001 he has had a grace and favor job as a Buckingham Palace flunkey. The 27 year-old is apparen… (source: The Spoof) - RSS feeds and Feed widget on Feedzilla.com
March 1st, 2010
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LONDON - In a surprise move 60 percent of the British all-girl band Girls Aloud stated pubicly, ah lets make that publicly, that they totally support Ricky Martin in his ‘coming out’ party.
February 26th, 2010
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London: Part-time crooner and famous novelist, Peter Andre, was contemplating next year’s Booker Prize as copies of his latest autobiography flew off the shelves today. The launch of “My Life In A Monastery” by Friar P Andre was timed to coinci… (source: The Spoof) - RSS and News widget on Feedzilla.com
February 26th, 2010
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